Monday, June 25, 2007

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kbd ; One of my "disability" "support" workers cancelled her appointment with me this morning at the last possible minute wheee_e_eeee

txt ; This morning, my same-sex common-law spouse asked me "What can run all day and not get tired?" My immediate guess was "A perpetual motion machine." The "correct" answer turned out to be "Your nose."

keygen ; On Saturday, my same-sex common-law spouse was sweet enough to take me out for a nice lunch at a buffet place just outside Winnipeg called "Flying J." I remember having salad with shredded cheese, chicken with bbq sauce (one of my 360-Friends currently has "SAUCE" as a cybernym), peas and carrots, and macaroni and cheese that was somehow better than Kraft Dinner. (Someday I’ll have to post about what a culinary master_chef my same-sex common-law spouse is in our own kitchen.) I remember reminding my same-sex common-law spouse (again) over lunch how to make the somehow subtle distinctions between http://www.ndp.ca/ and the Soviet Union under Joseph Stalin.

fieldset ; Convenianity is a neologism I have thought up for the worship of modern convenience and evangelizing about customer service (unless someone else has already thought of it first).

frameset ; Workianity is a neologism I have thought up for the conviction that "shxt will not happen if I work harder" and that "no person with a good, solid work ethic is ever poor."

syn ; Churchianity is a word that was already being used a century before I was born. It means empty, hollow, and/or hypocritical liturgy. I often use it to mean the conviction that Hell is axiologically just and ontologically real punishment for all who have a supposed church-deficit in their sensory diet.

dromos ; Anyone who thinks I’m a jerk is entitled to his/her own opinion.

dt ; "Writer’s block" is NOT Inspiration Deficit Disorder. "Writer’s block" is Interpersonal Comprehensibility Deficit Disorder with co_morbid Chronic Social Inhibition. If the pharmaconglomerates want to market ANY kind of pharmacommodities as "treatment" for "Writer’s block," let them market crayons and construction paper.

hr ; If x then y else z or what if w, where w is defined as any bias-obscured lurking variable?

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